For a month after I first laid eyes on these two signs downtown I was convinced that someone here locally was brewing a Blazers-themed beer. Then it dawned on me: these weren't two ads, it was just one.

Screw you, Budweiser. How dare you toy with my emotions.

Anyway, the question at hand remains: if there were a Blazers Beer what type of beer would a Blazers Beer be? A lager? A stout? A full-bodied amber ale with a light yet robust head? Regardless, it would no doubt taste like victory.

Bring on the playoffs.

Also: for what it's worth, there is at least one Blazers Beer Pong Table somewhere out there.

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