I tried one of McDonalds' new Starbucks-killer coffee drinks the other day.

And it didn't work like the ad above said it would. I was hoping it might impact my tastes like a magical antidote, much like it did for these guys.

I still like "films."

And hanging around local coffee shops with a book and/or laptop.

And I'm still mostly indifferent to football.

So much for that.

And I still haven't ditched my ridiculous scarf, ironic t-shirt or my black wool jacket. Guess I'll head right on back to the Belmont Stumptown.

Labels: fast food, hipsters