I woke up in Florida this morning. I'll be spending the rest of the week at the Disney World resort eating escargot in a fake version of Paris and making fun of the GW robot in the Hall of Presidents. As the most recent Commander in Chief, his electronic doppelganger gets to give a long speech about, get this, defending freedom and the tenets of the Constitution.
Given what direction this state leans there's a good chance I won't get out of here alive. Anyway, I won't be doing any of this while I'm here:
