Another Portland Blog

Thursday, May 10, 2007

But what if sexy doesn't want to come back?

Dear JT,

I appreciate it, honest, but you should knock it off. I mean, WTF? Things have changed. I've changed. Things are different now. OMG, I'm, like, 3 million miles away. The Peace Corp has been a great experience. It took a lot of time but we finally got running water going to the village where I've been the past three months. The latest shipment of medical supplies has arrived. You haven't lived until you've vaccinated a small child or handed out granola bars to a hundred starving people. I really feel like I'm making a difference....that after years of partying and shopping that I'm finally doing something with my life.

Have you considered the fact that I don't want to come back? :p

No matter how hard you tug, no matter how much you beg, no matter how many drinks you'll buy or the sweet nothings you're willing to break out, I'm not coming back. Just stop it.

Signed,

Sexy

Anyone else tired of that song yet?