This link to a collection of FCC complaints about Prince's Super Bowl halftime show has been making the rounds today. Here's the one that has been getting most of the attention on the blogs I've been reading this afternoon:

"I am very offended and I would prefer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."

Am I the only one that thinks this thing is a fake? If it's real, I can't imagine what sort of Ned Flanders brand upbringing this kid is receiving. Still, I remain convinced this is the work of a bored 15-year-old killing time in his high school's computer lab. Time that might be better spent reading ancient "____ Ate My Balls" websites.

Labels: FCC, guitars, phalluses, Prince, sports