An excerpt from Sacha Baron Cohen's acceptance speech at tonight's Golden Globe Awards:

"Kenneth, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today."

If you didn't see it, I'm it'll be making the rounds on the internet tomorrow (UPDATE: Click here for a video). If only Meryl Streep's speech had been more like that.

Also: that new Orville Redenbacher commercial is the stuff of nightmares.