local news frenzy
live feeds from overpasses
yikes! single raindrop!

here comes the ice storm
with all the hassles of snow
but none of the fun

sand trucks rolling now
their engines purr like bears
sand on road 'till june

trucks, cars in ditches
traffic sliding across town
tri met, where are you?

no school tomorrow
but i have to go to work?
adulthood blows goats

UPDATE: It looks like the ice storm will miss Portland. Hooray!