For just $19.99 Dick's Sporting Goods will hook you up with a personalized CD filled with audio clips of sports commentators congratulating you on leading the Blazers to an imaginary NBA championship. If I purchased one, the last track would probably go a little something like this....

"Welcome to Blog is at the top of the key. Seven seconds left on the clock in triple overtime. He blasts past Kobe, to the rim. HE DUNKS! BLAZERS WIN! BLAZERS WIN! WELCOME TO BLOG HAS EARNED HIS FIFTH CHAMPIONSHIP RING!"

Actually, I think I could use something like this. Might perk me up on the way to the office every day. "Eye of the Tiger" and the Karate Kid theme song just aren't cutting it any more.

I'll take a dozen of those CDs, Dick's.

A "thanks for the link" goes out to Phooeyhoo.