I don't have much time for blogging this evening because I've been busy moonlighting at my lemonade stand. Over the course of the past 30 days I've pullled in a net profit of...

...$84.34.

So I suck at selling lemonade, especially since ants keep getting in my sugar and all these flippin' lemons keep rotting. All those 57 degree days also keep profits low. Maybe your skills as a lemonade tycoon can surpass mine. To try your hand at slinging the stuff, click here.

Or if you'd rather watch Gene Siskel admonish Roger Ebert for being an asshole and sucking down too much fast food, click here.