Or at least until your employer decides to start outsourcing.
If your workplace is anything like mine, there's motivational posters like
these hanging all over the place. Through sites like
this, the internet has made strides to put them in their place. I guess I'm not the only corporate drone out there that feels anything but inspired after coming across one of these half-hearted attempts to boost morale. Instead of becoming immediately motivated to work harder and increase productivity in order to improve my company's quarterly earnings and further enable it to hire fewer employees, I'm usually hit by a wave of nausea followed by a mild anxiety attack and finally sweet, sweet lethargy.
To try your own hand at invigorating (or depressing) the masses,
click here for a motivational poster maker.