It's been a while since I last did one of these. I'm out of practice but here goes...

Fat Albert wants you to lay off the bottle and spend more time working on your hook shot.

These guys may soon be moving into your neighborhood, compliments of Multnomah County's early release program.

Fitter, happier, more productive...

Snakes On a Plane? No longer funny, says b!x.

Out of Portland during spring break? Then you probably missed this bit of local controversy. Jack Bog has photos of the business' entrance over here. Should be a large turnout tomorrow.

Looks like no one will be making fun of Carrot Top know that he's (apparently) been chugging Barry Bonds' secret formula. "KMikeyM" has the shocking, evidentially real proof here.

Disneyland's Haunted Mansion meets a slasher flick? Changes could be in store for the popular theme park attraction (scroll down to the headline "Here Comes the Bride").

A love affair between a man and a man-eating shark? Jaws retold as a chick flick.