Please enjoy these unremarkable photos of Voodoo Doughnuts.

A "Butter Fingering" doughnut. This one should be self-explanatory.

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a neopagan doughnut or a satanic doughnut. Who knows if the symbol was intended to be viewed inverted. I'll have to get back to you with an answer after I consult The Da Vinci Code.

The..."I Don't Know What That's Supposed to Be" Doughnut. It was filled with cream and that thing on the top that looks like bacon is actually maple frosting. One of the fryers gave me a thumbs up after his creation was added to my to-go box. This was one-a-kind and I think the staff had a bet going as to how long it would take before someone selected it. I was hoping the doughnut would grant me wishes in exchange for not eating it. No such luck.

When you think "sacrilicious doughnuts" and "doughnuts with ice cream cones on top" think Empire.

No, wait, that's "auto glass." Think Voodoo Doughnut instead.

I wish I was getting paid for this.