"There are three stories about Vincent Lee Wyatt that begin to separate him from your average Multnomah County repeat offender.

The one about defecating in his pants toward the end of a resisting-arrest trial, which brought him a mistrial. Another about breaking into his lawyer's office at 3 a.m. to help himself to a bottle of Old Grand-Dad. And then the one about that same lawyer- who is quite close to Wyatt and one of the few people he seems to trust even a little- offering to buy him a one-way ticket to Alaska."

And they call him a "lady's man." If you didn't read last Friday's cover story in the Portland Tribune, now is as a good a time as any.