Mr. Falk, a colleague of mine, is celebrating his 25th birthday tonight. As I type these words he's reportedly running around Kelly's Olympian with several pairs of women's undergarments on his head.

And I remember when he was just a fresh-faced high school junior getting expelled for publishing underground newspapers and shortly thereafter becoming a free speech martyr on the front page of the Oregonian's Metro Section.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

As for the undergarments and the head and all that, keep your eyes on My Space. I'm sure there will be photos.