And here's the prerequisite Santaland tribute.

You will be missed, Santaland.

Portland's only monorail is soon to R.I.P.

Now that you're soon to be gone, Santaland, where will Portlanders fill their annual need for creepy animatronic dolls and anthropomorphic panda bear holiday displays?

P.S. Stay away from whiskey and eggnog. It'll knock you flat. Just a word of advice.