Every once in a while a bizzare Haloscan message appears in my account. I have no idea where it came from or which blog post it's referencing. It could be a response to a random post from back in 2003. I have no idea but here they are- obscenity-laden enigmas, free of charge. Like this one, compliments of "Judgmental Christian Jesus."

"GO SCREW YOURSELF YOU DAMN LIBERAL!

JUST BE GLAD YOUR ASS IS NOT GETTING CENSORED HERE YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS DOUCHEBAG!

-JUDGMENTAL CHRISTIAN JESUS"

I wish I knew why you so quick with the insults, JCJ, but Haloscan doesn't offer a direct link to the post that got your Aslan Underoos all in a bunch. Thanks for taking the time to write in though. Your comments are a mystery that will dog me for the next two and a half minutes.