Congrats, Tim. The talking George W. Bush doll is all yours. Just be sure to set the switch on his back to "good," not "evil" like on that old Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror" episode. Then your holiday season should be safely free from any unpleasant, Chuck-esque incidents and/or awkward speeches filled with 500 inclusions of the words "terror, "war on" and "nine-eleven".

2nd Prize: "Moon Santa" by Cory

Cory, you just scored yourself a My Little Pony ornament or a pack of cigarettes. Your choice. Excellent work.

3rd Prize: "Santa vs. the Gravy Bomb" by Shanna

Shanna, you've won a roll scotch tape AND a Chinook Winds gaming token. If you use the tape wisely you'll increase your chances of wining at the slots by at least a few times. Yeah, a piece of string would probably work better but I digress.

All winners should email welcometoblog@gmail.com with a mailing address or details regarding which inconspicuous public place I should leave their prizes.