Don't click here if you like horses.

Don't click here if you're indifferent to horses.

Don't click here if you merely dislike horses.

But feel free to click here if you HATE horses. And, while you're at it, you may as well click here to read the author's foul-mouthed review of "Seabiscuit."

A colleague describes I Hate Horses as "the greatest blog in the history of blogs." Or something like that. Whatever his exact wording, he's wrong. The top slot belongs to Boing Boing. I Hate Horses is just going to have to settle for # 2.