Click here if you've ever wondered what the homeowners along Highway 43 think about a proposed extension of the Portland Streetcar through their backyards.

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Not everyone agrees that "stripparaoke" is a brilliant idea that should sweep bars across the nation. Here's "PortlandMediaSucks'" thoughts on the subject.