...is "Danimal."

The answer was indeed Detroit. Believe it or not, this state actually has one of 'em. Instead of rampant urban decay, Detroit, Oregon boasts a dam, a lake, a grocery store and a small cafe surrounded by wooden chainsaw sculptures similar to Mr. and Mrs. Bigfoot.

To learn more about Detroit, click here.

Danimal, I'll drop two quarters in the mail sometime in the next few days. Going along with the theme, you should spend them on something Sasquatch-related. Or you could invest them into the S&P 500, whatever that is. Ask Tim.