My vehicle died on me again this week and, after hearing an estimate from a mechanic, I'm now trapped in the clutches of an uninspired funk. I'm taking a few days off from blogging in order to sell various bodily fluids and my soles (from my Chuck Taylor's) in order to cover the cost of getting it fixed. In the meantime, here's a few links.

Looking to buy a candle that smells like Jesus? Click here.

Do you enjoy photos of "assed-out" hippies? Click here.

Or do you prefer incoherent He-Man clips redubbed with audio from The Big Lewbowski? Brilliant! Click here.

In the mood to play the most misogynistic Flash game ever created? Click here.

Did you know that everyone poops? It's true! Click here for more information.

I'll be back next week with a post on the beer experiment and possibly another installment of "It Came From Over There."