The Detroit Pistons visited the House o' Bush on Monday. No, not that one, the one that's featured on the back of the $20 bill. Get your mind out of the gutter.

There to celebrate last year's championship, Bush congratulated the Pistons for winning "the right way" and went on to add "nobody expected you to win. I know how you feel."

But one player wasn't enthralled about a field trip to the executive branch. The Free Press asked ex-Blazer Rasheed Wallace what he was going to say to the president. His response?

"I don't have shit to say to him. I didn't vote him. It's just something we have to do."

Just so long as he keeps "cutting the [social security] check," right, 'Sheed?