Late last year, I visited a certain furniture behemoth in Renton, Washington expecting to scoff at everything under its roof. Instead, I walked out with a shopping cart filled with inexpensive retro/furture goodness.

Swedish Nazis, dead bodies, crazed shoppers, child labor, assembly-line showrooms and a Quicktime video of a mechanical butt machine in action, it's all in Welcome to Blog's 50th feature, a look inside the wonderful, scary world of....

...IKEA!.