The Election Night article *was* picked up by Blue Oregon. It was posted yesterday. While it's the same article that's been sitting on Welcome to Blog for a week, albeit in a more condensed version, here's a link anyway.

To celebrate, here's an article that attempts to ask the vital question: who would various characters on the Simpsons have voted for in the election? Mr. Burns and Ned Flanders, obvious Bush backers, but what about Homer? Andrew Scheer, a conservative MP in the Canadian Parliament, thinks he swings right. His argument:

"As a middle-income earner, 2.5 kids type of guy, I suspect he's probably a Republican. He sort of fits that demographic pretty well. And there was that one episode where he was quite enthusiastic about his gun ownership."

Yes, that last post was supposed to be the last one on the election. I lied. To make up for it, here's a link to a Mary-Kate Olsen Flash animation riff on Pac-Man. Can you guide Mary-Kate through a maze filled with cocaine while avoiding the disembodied heads of her Full House co-stars? There's only one way to find out. Extra points can be scored by gobbling up diet pills and dollar bills.