Bush defending not joining various international organizations. Kerry smiling like a loon, eager to respond. Lifts his finger like he's flagging down a waiter. Bush gets another question. Damn!

Bush: "Korean per-nen-sula."

Rolling into the third act of the whatever. So far, I've flipped Bush the bird three times. Hey, it's interactive TV!

Kerry, calm, collect, rolling through the facts. Bush doing nothing on Korea, ignoring their weapons program. "We knew where the nuclear rods were." The president reversing Powell on Korea. "Today there are four to seven nuclear weapons in Korea's hand. This happened under the president's watch." EXCELLENT! Good job Kerry. Bush gulping, hands crossed. Kerry proposing talks with Korean government.

Bush: "The talks will unwind." Well, how about doing SOMETHING about Korea then, Slappy? Bush is raising his voice, may Hulk-out at any second. "Facts make Bush angry. BUSH SMASH!"