So, with two minutes to the whatever* what is KPDX showing? A feed from CNN? Their news team's thoughts on the event? Nope, local personality Daria promoting Fear Factor (isn't that a show on rival KGW?) and a website where viewers can purchase candy suckers with bugs in the center.

From there, they cut to an old episode of Malcom in the Middle.

Excellent work, guys!

* From here on out, since no one could decide on what this debate is exactly, I'm going to refer to it as a "whatever." Is it a debate? A forum? An ice cream social?