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KERRY: "Rushed to war without a plan for peace. That isn't something the president of the US should do. You don't send troops to war without the body armor they need. Some of them got armor for a birthday present. This president, I don't know if he can see what's going on over there."

Of course, GW breaks out the flip-flop. All he can fight back with. "Voting for the war before he voted against it." That %$@#! thing is like Kryptonite.

KERRY: "What kind of message does it send to send funds for cops in Iraq but doesn't support cops here. Firehouses in America are closing to build them in Iraq. Ports are not being inspected. The cargo hold of planes are not being x-rayed. Does that make you feel safer, America. I'm going to focus on homeland security. An enormous, undone job to protect the country's nuclear materials."

Bush, full monkey boy, shaking his head. "I don't know how he's going to pay for all these promises. Uhhhh, anyway."

%@#!@$!#!@!, GW! How about diverting some cash from your skirmishes overseas. [Me smacks head]. "The Patriot Act is VITAL." Ugh. I want to vomit.