CALL THE KIDS! TEXT MESAGE YOUR FRIENDS! WAKE UP THE NEIGHBORS! NOTIFY THE PRESS! DROP VERA A LINE! POST SOMETHING ON YOUR BLOG! IT'S TIME FOR WELCOME TO BLOG'S BIG FAT REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION CONTEST!!!

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As mentioned a few weeks back, Welcome to Blog is having another contest. This one is sure to be even bigger and better than the last one. The prizes cost tens of dollars and there's no telling how many people might enter. Why, up to a dozen human beings could, maybe, quite possibly participate!

Just follow this link or the one above for the rules and details on how to enter. Up for grabs is a talking, poseable George Bush doll along with all sorts of fabulous prizes*. The contest is open to all legal residents of the United States, any human being on Earth and, sure, why not, pets and farm animals. The deadline for the first round is high noon on Wednesday, August 11th.

Any questions, just fire them off to website1981@hotmail.com.

Have fun. If you can't have fun, at least pretend you're having fun.

* Warning: prizes may or may not actually be fabulous.