This could possibly be the craziest idea for a major motion picture in the history of major motion pictures. If you would like to read the alleged plotline of Jurrasic Park 4, set for release next year, click here. The premise, supposedly conjured up by Spielberg himself, involves dinosaur attacks on the US mainland and a group of genetically-altered reptiles designed to combat them.

T Rexes vs. bazooka packin' triceratops-for-hire? The 5 year old in me wants to see this movie noooooooow. Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!

Here's to you, dino soldiers.