Like sands in an hour, so are the days of our lives. Have you been recently hit with that not-so-fresh feeling? Have you been depressed for two or more days? Are you not enjoying things like you used to? Have you begun acting like the downtrodden circle people in all those Wellbutrin ads? Have you overheard friends and family muttering, "Sheesh, [insert your name here] sure has been acting like a moody little turd lately"?

If so, I've got the solution to all of your problems: WELCOME TO BLOG'S BIG FAT REPULICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION CAPTION CONTEST!!!

Shake those summertime blues by entering right now. All you have to do is come up with a caption for the cra-zay picture below and you could quite possibly maybe just win one of three fabulous prizes.

If you've been putting this off for a week and have decided to wait until the last minute, well, the last minute is here. Captions Are Due By Noon Tomorrow Wednesday, August 11th 2004. Those arriving at 12:01 PM or later will not be accepted.

OK, they might but only if you ask nicely.

Enter however you like. Email, the comments area below, the message board, Fed Ex, sky writing, whatever. Time is short, people. Chop-chop.