Eight have entered.

Only three will win.

Which three? That's for YOU to decide.

That's right, whether you like it or not, you play a part in this. Yes, it is your sworn patriotic duty to vote for the winner. Unlike real politics, anyone can participate, regardless of age.

Come on, it's fun, free and easy. Simply click on this link or the ones above to choose the caption you deem the most worthy of taking home a talking George Bush doll or one of the other *fabulous* prizes.

Votes are due by 2:21 PM PST on August 20th, 2004. Ready, set, vote!