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Saturday, August 21, 2004
And the winners be....
Without further ado, here are the winners of Welcome to Blog's Big Fat Republican National Convention Caption Contest!
FIRST PLACE: Banjo, clear off a space on the nearest shelf/desk/coffee table 'cause the talking GW Bush doll is yours.
SECOND PLACE: This part is tricky. As of the deadline, Ashley and J.J. were locked in a tie. So how should this be decided? Another poll? Thunderome? Naw, too much effort. I'm flipping a coin...hold on.
OK, heads, Ashley wins. Tails, JJ takes the magnet. Ready? Here we go...
It's heads. ASHLEY WINS!
THIRD PLACE: Since JJ was tied for second, does that mean he should automatically take the third place prize? What about Bryan and Peas, who were tied for third? Letting JJ take the tacks wouldn’t be fair to them. Ugh, this contest judging $@!#$!@! sure is irritating. OK, I've written all three names on a piece of paper. I'm going to flip the coin again. The name it lands closest to wins. Confused? Yeah, well, so am I. OK, here we go....
Congratulations to the winners. You are truly caption masters. To claim your prizes, send an email to email@example.com. I'll need to know where to send or leave them.
As for the losers, buck up. Dry those teary eyes and turn those frowns upside down because each day is filled with new opportunities. If you're still feeling lousy after you've drying your eyes and turning your frowns upside down, uh, get drunk or something.