Mirth and prattle,
Over all those men on bike saddles,
On and on it goes,
For a month or longer, who knows
Will Armstrong win again?
Better question: when does the NBA season begin?!!

Three hour rides up winding hills
An endless, real-life Triplets of Bellville
Yellow shirt, blue shirt, pink shirt, azure shirt
Someone falls down, eats dirt
Parisians swarm those skinny bikes,
For this we beat the Third Reich?

Now Americans watch this crap too
People falling off bikes, getting boo-boos.
"Lance! Lance! Lance!" they all swoon
Thank God this will be over soon
But watching that man with a single ball
Still beats major league baseball