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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

 

It's not too late to sleep like [you're crazy], Mattress World!




In case you're wondering, here's a picture of this year's Miss Oregon. The winner, Brook Roberts (AKA Miss Douglas County), is a student at Southern Oregon State. Roberts performed "All That Jazz" in the talent section of the pageant, held Saturday night in Seaside. In September, she'll go on to compete for a shot at becoming Miss America.

So why have I posted something so seemingly bland? Because, as Little Lost Robot has pointed out on his blog, she may be the spawn of Beelzebub. Take a look at this picture and queue the theme song from The Exocist.

That expression is downright unholy.

The possibilities for that pic are endless. If I knew anything about video editing and animation, I'd put together a little South Park-esque cartoon staring Miss Oregon. Here's a possible plotline:

Miss Oregon is shopping at Nordstrom when another patron, a blonde no less, gets the last pair of size 2 Gucci pumps. The nerve! She flies to a rage and uses her dark powers to fill the store with molten lava before cruising down Broadway in a hot pink convertible for strawberry martinis at El Gaucho.

Editing a floating, pea soup-spitting Miss Oregon into a Mattress World commercial would also be neat.

Come on, there's got to be someone out there willing to devote 100+ hours to this video project.

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