During a routine phone call at work earlier today, a woman, out of the clear blue, cryptically told me "Go straight home tonight" before hanging up. To make things all the more spine-chilling, she said this very cheerfully.

Hmmm.

While I don't want to go straight home after work, what if she's some sort of real-deal soothsayer? I'd take my chances but I *have* eaten two Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burritos in the last 24 hours. Maybe I shouldn't take my chances.