If I wasn't working today I might be at this right now. Or, more likely, I would be at this.

*sob*

Admittedly, it's a tough choice. People launching themselves down Mt. Tabor on homemade soapbox racers or people in bizarre flying machines launching themselves into the Willamette? Oh well, at least I'll get to see the pictures when they start popping up later this evening.

I also won't make it to this...

...but, dammit, I'm not going to miss this (more info here). Martha had better be decked out in zombie gear too.