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Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Adventures in Eavesdropping
Things overheard while sitting next to a middle-aged football player and his gal-pal at the Baghdad Pub (not verbatim).
GAL-PAL: "I want you to buy every last one of those lamps across the street."
GAL-PAL: "That girl in that apartment, why does she keep pacing back and forth? That tank top probably shows her nipples."
GAL-PAL: "What's he eating? It looks terrible."
FOOTBALL PLAYER: "Can we get another round and two slices of chocolate cake to go?"
GAL-PAL: "Do the McMenamin's guys have any 30-year old sons?"
BARTENDER: "Yeah, they do actually."
Feel free to draw your own conclusions.