Something like this probably requires an explanation. I'm not sure one would do any good though.

If you like goofy fireworks and jokes about pirates, click here. The link will lead to Welcome to Blog's 42nd feature, which just so happens to be chock full of wacky photos and information about some of strangest fireworks on the market.

But if you're just not into that sort thing, click here instead.

This is all the Decembrists' fault.