I was hoping to squeeze in a post about an incident that happened at the Burnside Taco Bell on Saturday. I guess that'll have to wait since my shift is about to end. Instead, here's another incoherent comic.

It's a puppy! Walking a dog dish! If I was a better artist and knew how to cater to grandmothers and had connections in the t-shirt industry and was someone else entirely, this little cartoon would no doubt be in every tacky gift shop on the Oregon coast. That thing in his mouth is supposed to be a leash but it looks more like a hose or a one-eyed snake.

One-eyed snake? That's not funny!