Every once and a while, my corporate superiors hunt me down and tell me I'm late for a meeting of some sort. They have to tear me away from the internet and it's never a pretty scene. Imagine a cat climbing the curtains while possessed by the soul of a heroin-deprived Mark Renton and you get the jist.

Yes, I'm very proud of that analogy. Anyway, while at these meetings I have to entertain myself for two, sometimes even three hours, while someone important prattles endlessly. With only a pen and notepad at my disposal, I curb my internet-pangs by drawing incoherent comic strips. And now it's time to share them with the world.

Sometimes they make sense. Usually they don't. With that said, here is the first installment of Lame Office Meeting Doodle Fun Thing.

It's a barber! And he's about to cut a rocket ship's hair!
HA! HA! HA!

Whew! Wasn't a that a kick in the pants? Well, I thought it was funny, or at least I thought it was funny at the time. Stay tuned for strip #2. It may be posted tomorrow. It may be posted next year. When it comes to Lame Office Meeting Doodle Fun Thing(s), you never know when or where they'll pop up.