While the press has devoted billions of words and hours of programming to the bedroom going-ons of Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant, it completely overlooked this. From Fark:

Ex-Mormon and his Playboy model girlfriend kill five people to bring about the Second Coming. Caught before he could send Brazilian orphans to assassinate church leaders. It gets weirder.

Just follow the link. Charlie Manson, eat your heart out.

Wait, not literally! [rimshot]