Sometimes, when you're stuck at work on a Saturday night, ya' get a hankerin' to write haikus. Since I'd rather be in a certain bar in Multnomah Village right now than chained to this desk, here's what my muse came up with:

Renner's Bar and Grill
Drunks and hipster tourists
Falling off tall stools

Olympia shrine
Oh, what has become of you?
Broken? Stolen? What?

Temptress Jello shot
Tasty and so sweet you are
Not so the next day

Graffiti bathroom
Social commentaries
Scribbled with green ink

Standing room only
The frantic bartender sighs
Gremlins Portland-style?

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
Drink, drink...uh oh