BLARGH!

While the rest of you are drinking yourselves stupid and knawing on hotdogs (while solemnly and maturely reflecting on the sacrifices of our brave fighting men), I am stuck at work. Where there are no hotdogs.

And where there certainly isn't any beer.

No little American flags either.

That said, I killed most of the morning reading the now defunct Tard Blog. Yes, you read that right. The Tard Blog. It's incredibly offensive but I can't help myself. The exploits of Augusta, a germ-phobic kleptomaniac, is fascinating in a "I can't believe I'm actually watching Maury Povich exploit these people" sort of way.

I'm now halfway through the tiny archives of a blog called John Kerry is a Douchebag But I'm Voting for Him Anyway. The URL? http://johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com.