Yippie! It's Blog's most esoteric subject title ever!

I now live within a five minute drive of a Raisins Hooters franchise. Obviously this is super exciting for all the suburban dads and preteens out there. Still, a PG-13 strip club? *Yawn* Where's the In-and-Out Burger I've had my heart set on for years?

[insert prerquisite "Big Lewbowski" quote here]