This should be interesting. Portland is officially joining the ranks of Massachusetts and San Francisco in their efforts to mangle sacred unions, ravage the American dream and Destroy Civilization As We Know It. The Multnomah County Clerk's office plans to issue marriage licenses for same-sex couples starting tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.

Here's hoping the Oregon's gay community will do as good a job upholding the sanctity of marriage as their hetero counterparts in Nevada.

MORE: Local opponents of gay marriage have increasingly begun relying on the "it's illegal" argument. Isn't medicinal marijuana also against federal law? What about assisted suicide? Why aren't they taking issue with local cancer victims?

Come on, guys. Break out the signs and bullhorns! You don't want to be accused of perpetuating double standards, do 'ya?