OK, this is very exciting if you're a rabid fan of the film. If not, it's still at least slightly interesting (I hope). Come on, we're talking about an Oregon landmark here. Surely, this thing is worth a few seconds of your time.

"Two summers ago, I broke into the Goonie House with my sister and two undergrads from the University of Kansas...."

So begins this thrilling tale that's sure to keep you on the edge of your seat. It has spills! It has chills! It has thrills! Actually, now that I think of it, it has none of these things. But it does include a treasure trove of pics and an interesting anecdote included about toilet paper.

The article has been posted over at Website. Click here to read it. I spent close to 300 billion hours scanning these pictures. At least one of you has to give it a passing glance.