First off, if you haven't seen Flog's excellent Vegas photo essay, go here. The shot of Mike in full leisure suit body armor looks like something taken on another planet.

Jagermeister and Red Bull actually go well together.

Remember Matt Higgins? The guy with the communist shoes? He's in a movie, which you can buy here. There's also a trailer which contains a shot of one of the characters urinating on a certain Washington landmark.

Mr. Ruff: Why exactly were the midgets beating you?