Phooeyhoo linked to this site earlier today. May all the deities ever conjured up by mankind bless him with a 100,000 really great things for his efforts. Is The Official Ninja Webpage the funniest thing ever? For the time being, yes. Ask me again in five minutes and I'll probably switch back to The Butterfly Effect.

Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why there are so few ninjas today.

It should come as no surprise that the site was created by a 10-year old wunderkind. He even offers helpful diagrams on how to commit seppuku with a Frisbee.

And there is also the Ninja Burger site.