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Monday, February 02, 2004
A Mike Bellotti limerick
There was once a coach named Bellotti
Who covorted with half-his-age hotties
With the divorce papers signed
At the 6th Street Grill he dined....
...OK, I can't think of a decent last line. Not much rhymes with "Bellotti." All I could come up with was "while snorting coke off the potty" and that's just the sort of reckless rumor mongering that has no place on this squeaky-clean blog.
Of all the times to NOT have the camera with me.