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Monday, February 09, 2004
I am not Cornholio but I could use some TP...
Now Shanna has a blog.
This further proves Blog's theory that someday soon everything on the planet with a vertebrae will be posting their thoughts on the internet. Once this happens, young Skywalker will fall to the Dark Side, Sauron will get the one ring, the gates of hell will open, Ash and Marty won't go back to the future, Mikey won't save the Goondocks, Spinal Tap won't play "Stonehenge," Alex will keep puking every time he listens to Beethoven, the knights won't defeat the bunny, the Griswolds won't get to Wally World, the Deltas won't beat the frat boys, Jake and Elwood won't save the orphanage, Dante will get shot and robbed in an alternative ending, Jason won't beat Freddy, Taylor won't see the statue on the beach, Spock won't be reborn, the jet engine won't fall on Donnie's head and the Nazis will capture the Grail, thus allowing the armies of darkness to march all over the face of the earth.
This is my prophecy. You've all been warned.
To view Shannanigans click here or on the conveniently provided link above.
Hmmm, I think I need more sugar. The pan of brownies and liter jug of Mount Dew just aren't doing the trick.
PS: If you recognize all of those pop culture references, go read a book. No, not the one about the Hobbits!